Groaner

What is Black and white and red (read) all over? The newspaper – NO! A sunburned zebra – NO! it is Bennett, after being at the water slides all day long, wearing a striped shirt and telling Groaner jokes.
Announcing the First annual Cottle Summertime Corny Joke event
Where – Meadow Lake, Tuesday August 3rd 2010
Who can enter – Everyone. Open to all ages. All you need is one or more Corny jokes and the courage to stand up, tell the joke and endure the groans.

So bring along some of those real groaners (How do you stop an elephant from charging? Answer – Take away his credit card). And be ready to share them – that’s all there is to it.
By the way, by vote of Sam, J’Neil, Adrianna, Sophie, Bennett, Addy, Matt and Marlie; Grandpa Cottle holds the title as the “Corniest corny joke teller in the family. See if you can unseat him and claim the title.

See you all in August
By the way, where do cows go to see the history of cows? To the Moosum of course!